icraveanal:

Relationship Goals #2:

Find a girl who will randomly send me nudes at work just to tease the fuck out me, but knowing she’s gonna get a rough animalistic fucking as soon as I get home.

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thicknick89:

netflix and ch…oking you

(via lovelyaloof)

purplebuddhaquotes:

“Sometimes you have to give up on people - not because you don’t care, but because they don’t care.”

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(Source: purplebuddhaquotes, via lovelyaloof)

sunshine-at-midnight:

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boootyfriedrice:

demonlordoftheroundtable:

I like em smart and really fucking nasty

I swear

hotterdenwasabi:

bootyscientist2:

meatfighter:

we should thank god super powers aint real

what if somebody teleported they nut inside you

ain’t that how Jesus was born?

Merry Christmas

(via elionking)

noirsilk:

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te-amo-corazon:

swolizard:

true. they gone end up back together 🙄

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